So. I’ve never done this before, this whole blogging thing. It’s all excitement but daunting rolled up into one. And I know what you’re thinking, ‘But Becky, you have nothing to worry about, you’re hilarious!’. To which I reply, ‘Bitch! I know!’ …I use the term ‘bitch’ in the most loving and endearing form it could possibly hold in this aspect, but I said it mainly because it’s just fun to say it that way and I bought this site so I can do whatever I want because you’re not my real dad and I don’t have to listen to you! But for real, I paid for it so if you don’t like it you can suck my butt.
I’m a firm believer in fair warning, because you can’t get mad at me if I told you beforehand and you just weren’t listening. So for starters here are all the warnings I can think of to keep me free and clear in the event of a mutinous uprising of my followers;
- The language, she be a little salty! So if you don’t like it, well you can just fuck right off. I’m sure I’ll catch hell from my mother about all of this obscene language but it’s not like she doesn’t already hear the shit I say in real life, and I paid $26 for this shit so…… I do what I want!
- If you’re in my everyday life you’re fair game! So if you would prefer a fake name you can provide one, I may or may not give you a better one depending on if the one you provided is not well thought out and general shit, so think long and hard before you make your decision
- Fart jokes are funny. I can have an intelligent conversation with you but I also have a stupid sense of humor so get ready for terrible jokes and lots of poop talk, because as one Mr William McGilligan has said on many occasions of me and my sisters, ‘it always comes back to poop with you girls!’
- I have a random brain so don’t over analyze it, I don’t and I’ve made it this far in life.
- Posts probably wont be this well thought out. Just like my everyday Facebook posts, if it pops into my head and its funny I’m going to put it up.
So that’s all I really have right now for fair warnings, I feel like I’ve covered the basics pretty well so far.
And for the wrap up of this post I’m going to take the award show route and I’d like to thank Jeebus for showing me the way. The role of Jeebus will go to everyone who has told me to do this, you’re all wise wise individuals and knew what you were talking about…or maybe not, we’ll see how this plays out. It could go either way really. I hope you enjoy your upcoming moseys through my daily brain happenings and that you don’t get lost. If you do happen to lose your way just wing it, that’s what I do.