You know how great my roommate is? She’s pretty fuckin great! I’m sitting here watching her play her video game, pretty bored at this point. And instead of getting up and finding something else to do, you know, like a smart person would do, I come up with this little gem….
Me – “can we just turn off the sound and I make the sound effects for you?”
Roomsies! – without skipping a beat… “Ok” and puts the TV on mute.
Now we’re just sitting here and the only thing that breaks the silence is a couple PEW!PEWPEWs!!!
She is truly the Ethel to my Lucy…