Becky and Greenbeans do Connecticut…

So let me tell you about my best friend, we’ll call him Greenbeans because that’s what he is in my phone and because he’s terrible at picking a name for himself. He’s the worst damn asian I’ve ever met; he’s tall, he’s terrible at math, and he can’t, for the life of him, figure out the majority of technology. But all in all I love the kid to death. We’ve only known each other for just over 2 years now and it’s like we’ve known each other a lifetime. We have entire conversations with one look and he gets me. Basically the best relationship I’ve ever had with a guy is with a gay man. It could be that there’s no expectations of sex or it could be that neither of us like to wear pants and putting them on is definite cancellation of any possible plans that would involve doing so, either way it works.

Through Facebook and stories I’ve told when visiting back home in CT everyone there is just giddy with excitement to meet him in person. Well. This will be their lucky weekend because tonight, WE RIDE!!

Ill keep you posted on our shenanigans and general tomfoolery on this venture to the north…


2 thoughts on “Becky and Greenbeans do Connecticut…

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