I can’t tell which is worse; the first day or so of sunburn when you’re that bright lobster red with, in my case, a semi-permanent fluorescent white bikini. Or, when it’s starting to go away and is all splotchy and now you look like you have some mild form of leoporsy.

The struggle is real, man. It is SO real. And terrible either way because you can’t scratch it and putting pants on makes for a very painful time. My ‘No Pants’ stance on life is only even more validated now!