Worst. Hypochondriac. Ever…

It has come to my attention recently that I may just be a hypochondriac. Im the worst hypochondriac ever though. I say this because I think the worst in regards to medical issues but I have no intent to ever go to the doctor, ever. Recently I had what I was positive was strep throat, I sent multiple pictures of the evolving mess that was the back of my throat to Momsie Salamsies. There were gross red bumps and white splotches on my tonsils….so pretty much the definition of strep throat. A few days went by and it progressively got worse, it became painful to swallow…I know because I checked every two minutes to make sure. So after like a week of this and multiple people telling me to just go to the doctors I go to the urgent care center on my way home from work one day…and guess what, it wasn’t strep. Just a post nasal drip apparently. I still think they were lying, but that’s neither here nor there.  So this is why I don’t go to the doctors, becuase it was nothing and now I owe them $115.00 that I don’t have for a useless visit that turned out to be nothing. The only highlight was the fact that they were playing Fantasia for the kids and I could hear it through the door. I could also hear the guy two doors down puking his brains out, but that’s whatever at this point. Momsie Salamsies was not a fan of my throat pictures or my texts while waiting for the doctor… Apparently its frowned upon to pee in the sinks and try to steal things and see how long it takes for them to notice…
But about a year ago I was having some neck pain, out of jest I decided to put my symptoms into WebMD…

I’ve excepted my fate and have determined that I wouldn’t let this disease define me and that I was going to kick it right in the pants! 

My cousin, KB Toy Store, who was taking an EMT class at the time commented with, ‘I don’t even know how to respond to this.’ 

To which I obviously replied with, “with lights, sirens, and PPE, ms EMT class…” It’s like she learned nothing… 

At least I have answers now for all these strange happenings…
Last week after circus school I think my insides got all cattywampus from all that upside downing. The next day On the drive in to work I was having sever chest pains, to the point where I checked my blood pressure and pulse when I got in the office. I went through the day with on and off again chest pains. Cleaned 14 stalls at the barn and then road a horse…probably not the best ideas I’ve ever had but it’s whatevs. I was pretty sure it was just my stomach being fucked up from being upside down and it was just some form of indegestion, but I still wasn’t going to the doctors…
I called Momsie Salamsies to tell her I loved her incase I died in my sleep that night, she didn’t find it funny… 

So I got some Tums from Roomsies! for my angry tum tum and went out drinking that night, because I make life decisions with the least amount of logical thought…

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