Today on facebook Buzzfeed challenged me to watch the video below… “Watch someone fix an ingrown toenail and try not to vomit” it said. ‘Well Buzzfeed, challenge accepted!’ I said, without a second thought. So I watched it, and didn’t even come close to vomiting. I cringed a little in pain when they tightened that shit and pulled it all sorts of ways, but my stomach contents stayed firmly in their place. So to you Buzzfeed, I say challenge accepted and challenge won!
Now! I challenge you to watch this guy with a fantastic Hawaiian shirt tear this toe up! I like that he went with the nice muted yellow mustardy color instead of the normal vibrant blue, it’s much more calming…
Did you vomit a little this time? Did you even watch it you dirty hipsters?!
…just for the record, I haven’t watched Dr Boss Lady do an ingrown nail procedure here in the office and imagine that its a little different when its that intensely ingrown, but I don’t think that’s how they do it now adays…. but i’m not a doctor, I don’t know shit. So don’t hold me to that.