I was driving home the other day and I was creeping along in traffic when I looked to my left and saw this guy.
- A tally of how many people he’s killed.
- His weird sister wife family.
- Kids he has kidnapped
- The members of his band of gypsies.
- Advertising for the petting zoo he has in his basement… Consisting of just children.(probably the ones he kidnapped)
- His own version of the Brady Bunch
Really, it could be any number of things. And as it turns out, him and (one of) his (sister)wife(ves) lives near me. I saw her driving around in the car by my apartment building. Still no one else in the car, which makes me lean towards the more murderous of possibilities.
I’ll get to the bottom of this if it’s the last thing I do!
…or i’ll forget about it, this being the more likely of scenarios.