I’m a lone wolf and I like it hot…

Things that have gone through my head since I got to the hotel…

I left work early today to drive to Pennsylvania to go to the open house for my next step towards my career, makeup school. Exciting!! And since everyone is working and no one was willing to ditch work, thanks friends, I’m lone wolf’n it. I can’t say I’m super upset about it. I jacked up the heat in my room and for once I won’t freeze to death in my sleep. I’m convinced I died last June when I moved in to the frozen tundra that is my bedroom, seriously, the heat doesn’t work in there, but luckily the below freezing temperatures have kept my body preserved while my zombified brain pushes it around everyday in search of food. Which makes sense, because when I go to kickboxing and I start sweating I’m really thawing out and that explains why I feel like I’m dying…

But I got sidetracked. My sincerest appologies. Kind of… It’s some pretty sound logic, you have to admit. 

So I checked in to my hotel for the night and since then I have talked to myself quite a bit, because if you don’t entertain yourself who will?

Ironman 3 is on. I was in the bathroom having myself a wee. The door was open, obviously. And someone texted me, normally my phone is on vibrate it was not at this moment. My text tone is ‘HULK SMAAAAASH!‘, because obviously, and I yelled at it from the toilet, “wrong movie!!” I laughed. It was good time. 

The Scott’s lawn fertilizer commercial came on, you know, the one with kid dressed up as the devil forcing death upon helpless dandelions. I’m fairly positive that kid is going to grow up to kill people. And not in the way like, he’s the devil as a child, but more like, he has pretty prominent psychiatric issues. His parents should definitely look into therapy…

But you know how in movies they, good and/or bad guys, barge all up into the hotel hideout room and start taking butts and kicking names? I can only imagine this happens in real life. How many times do you think they fuck it up? Like, they barge into the wrong room and start to kick the wrong persons ass and after they end the threat, which I imagine would be pretty quick because that person is super not up to the challenge, and then realize it was the wrong room. …this is how episodes of CSI start. …but could you imagine?
I don’t think I’m in much danger, not many secret agents or bad guys who know kungfu are staying at your local Pennsylvania Comfort Inn. I’m not sure why, what with the class A hospitality, comfortable beds, and clean accommodations, it makes for a great stay…

I should get paid for advertising. But from what I’ve seen of their pillows I’m pretty sure they had budget cuts already…

  
Seriously though…

  

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