You know what really grinds my gears?!
…I know. It would seem like this day went from 0-60 real quick, but I can assure you, I’m still in a delightful mood.
But back to my gears and they’re grinding. Why in the world doesn’t your phone autocorrect when you use all caps. If I’m typing in all caps you can go ahead and assume that I’m implying that I am yelling. Whether it be out of joy or anger is besides the point. Both are times that in my fit of joy/anger I pay little attention to what my fingers are doing as they fly across my screen.
Normally my phone is all too eager to try to figure out what’s going on in my brain, good luck phone. But once I double tap that arrow and go in for the real feels my phone is all, ‘I got nothin’.
I’m disappointed in you phone… You really went and let me down here. I can tell you with extreme accuracy that never have I, nor will I, ever mean “ducking”. But I can also assure you that, when in all caps, I never mean whatever my fingers, in all their heated fury, are typing.
I really need you to step up your game phone. This is my time of need and I feel like you just abandoned me. Just left me to die all alone. More importantly, you won’t convey my brain words to real words. Instead the receiver gets to play word jumble and figure out the words that were supposed to be coming out of my brain.
Don’t even get me started on talk to text… If it can’t figure out the words coming from my fingers, it’s sure as shit has no idea what the words are coming out of my mouth…
Step it up phones, ain’t nobody got time for this shit.