I normally have some pretty fantastic dreams. There was the one where there was a giant alligator terrorizing my hometown and my high school gym teacher was meditating on a lily pad in the pond across the street from the house I grew up in, and like a life prophet she had the obvious answers,…

I recently moved out of my tiny little shit hole apartment. While I cant say that I wish I still lived there I did enjoy my time there. Who wouldn’t love no air conditioning in the summer, or the bus stop that runs all night right outside the open window to your own little personal sauna?…

People always say to me, “Becky, how are you always so good at everything?!” To which I have to reply with… that’s a lie, I am not good at everything. I AM, however, really good at faking it until making it. If you were to look at my resume, which many people recently have what with…

Listen, I am well aware that i’m an attractive gal. I totally get it when a guy wants to flirt with me on occasion and i’ve enjoyed the attention from time to time, but unless you are Chris Evans please do not try to get my phone number while i’m at work. …I will allow…

I’m sitting here at work and have been flipping through the channels trying to find something to occupy my time between check-ins and other tasks, when I stumble upon Storm Chasers. I’ve never been a fan of tornadoes myself, like any sane minded person, but when you work overnights you just kind of do what…

Have you ever fallen asleep at like eight o’clock at night and woke up at like quarter to eleven but before you woke up you sleep texted someone something? You wake up to pee and then half remember that it was a possibility but then you’re all like, ‘well that makes no sense at all’.…

Have you ever had that terrible conundrum where you are physically hungry but mentally not so much? Probably the worst feeling ever because I love to eat food. My tum tums are all grumbly and my belly is yelling at me all, “Put food. into. your face! For the love of God, I’m dying!” But…