I have been peeing an obscene amount of times today… I think it’s my prostate… And I know, ladies don’t have prostates! But it’s not because I’ve been hydrating, I can assure you of that… I think it’s some kind of new lady prostate, because when you have dude prostate issues you don’t actually pee…
Let’s take a journey back in time to when I lived in PA and began dealing with the wonderful world of insomnia… During my erstwhile foray into Pennsylvania living where I was stripped of all ambitions and light in my life, I was so generously gifted with a bout of sleeplessness that lasted pretty much…
Awhile back there, when I was still living a happy fulfilled, not black hole void of a life while working for Dr. Boss Lady, I was having an ongoing battle with the automatic sinks in the bathroom. So it’s been 4 years (holy shit… already?!) since that struggle bus has left the station… corral?… bus…
So I decided to do a 45 day transformation challenge for kickboxing. It’s been going pretty well so far. I’ve been to the gym at least 4 times a week, which is better than the maybe once a week subpar effort I was putting in before… I pay a decent amount of money for this…
I normally have some pretty fantastic dreams. There was the one where there was a giant alligator terrorizing my hometown and my high school gym teacher was meditating on a lily pad in the pond across the street from the house I grew up in, and like a life prophet she had the obvious answers,…
I recently moved out of my tiny little shit hole apartment. While I cant say that I wish I still lived there I did enjoy my time there. Who wouldn’t love no air conditioning in the summer, or the bus stop that runs all night right outside the open window to your own little personal sauna?…
People always say to me, “Becky, how are you always so good at everything?!” To which I have to reply with… that’s a lie, I am not good at everything. I AM, however, really good at faking it until making it. If you were to look at my resume, which many people recently have what with…
