Listen, I am well aware that i’m an attractive gal. I totally get it when a guy wants to flirt with me on occasion and i’ve enjoyed the attention from time to time, but unless you are Chris Evans please do not try to get my phone number while i’m at work. …I will allow…
I’m sitting here at work and have been flipping through the channels trying to find something to occupy my time between check-ins and other tasks, when I stumble upon Storm Chasers. I’ve never been a fan of tornadoes myself, like any sane minded person, but when you work overnights you just kind of do what…
Have you ever fallen asleep at like eight o’clock at night and woke up at like quarter to eleven but before you woke up you sleep texted someone something? You wake up to pee and then half remember that it was a possibility but then you’re all like, ‘well that makes no sense at all’.…
Have you ever had that terrible conundrum where you are physically hungry but mentally not so much? Probably the worst feeling ever because I love to eat food. My tum tums are all grumbly and my belly is yelling at me all, “Put food. into. your face! For the love of God, I’m dying!” But…
I caught the plague… And it’s a movin’ on down. Started in my sinuses and down to my throat and now, as a friend has lovingly pointed out, I sound like a baby pterodactyl. All squeaky and what not. As you can imagine I am all too enthused to go to work tonight, you know,…
Almost falling downstairs? Almost breaking my neck? The inability to pick up my arms ala John McCain (is that in poor taste?) Dying at least three times in a 45 minute period? Must mean I’ve started kickboxing again!! I can’t begin to tell you how much I’ve missed the stress relieving quality of it all.…
Life is full of little disappointments, like when you eat one taco while driving and it works out perfectly and you’re feeling good about yourself and then tacos two and three are a complete and utter disaster. I know tacos are not car friendly driving food, but sometimes you have a hankering and sometimes you…
