And that’s how I got fired for real…

I’ve been training my replacement at work for the past 4 days. This is a fun time for me because now I just sit here and tell her to look at the dummy proof reference guide I’ve been working on for the past 4 months. Essentially I just sit here and give her things to…

I love it when a plan comes together…

Exciting news!! I’m not going to be homeless when I move to Pennsylvania next month. I don’t think you understand how likely this prospect was. But I got the confirmation today, I was approved and I will have my own studio apartment all to my onesies starting May 31st. And a month free of rent…

In your end-o…

It should come to no surprise to anyone who has read any of this blog that I have a dirty mind. It fell into a gutter some years ago and has not been able to get out since. Instead it chose to wallow in the mud and hasn’t looked back. Which is entirely fine, because…

Ring. Ring. HellOOooooo?!…

Like most people, I assume, I check my voicemail and missed calls souly so there will no longer be a notification on my phone. The same goes for the office. I check the voicemails on the office phone because I don’t like that there is a red light constantly blinking at me throughout the day.…

Could have been the real MVP, but you playin…

You know what really grinds my gears?!  …I know. It would seem like this day went from 0-60 real quick, but I can assure you, I’m still in a delightful mood.  But back to my gears and they’re grinding. Why in the world doesn’t your phone autocorrect when you use all caps. If I’m typing…

And this is how drug addiction becomes a thing…

I don’t know what it is about today. It could be the raspberry iced tea I got from Dunkin Donuts this morning, which for whatever reason tastes like sunshine and rainbows and fills me with happiness. Maybe they laced it with crack cocaine, I’m not really sure but it’s made for a good time. Or…