We all know what you’re doing in there…

Alright ladies of the world, if you ever have the displeasure of using a public bathroom with three bathroom stalls do not, I repeat, DO NOT use the middle stall if all others are open. This is the female equivalent of men at the urinals. While different in general as there is no way to…

Take Ryan to work day…

Ryan has been cooped up in the house the last couple of days, despite my many insistings of getting a job and contributing to this household, so I brought him to work with me today to get him in to the groove of productivity and accomplishment. He proved to be very unhelpful in the productivity¬†department.…

Snappy McSnappersons…

I’m not a big coffee drinker, I either have to be in the mood for it or I have to be in dire need of it to make it through the day. Normally it just makes my insides feel like they are imploding and generally just isn’t a pleasant experience. But recently its been kicking…

Meet my new biffle Sexy Ryan McSexypants…

So I went to a friends birthday party last Saturday, and I don’t want to jinx anything but, I met this guy. He’s pretty dreamy. He’s got a chiseled bod, abs for days, rippling pectorals, luscious locks, and Ryan Reynolds-esque good looks, and doesn’t talk ever. It’s like a dream come true! He was the…